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Welcome, World Travelers! The Live-Action Pinocchio…Exists!
by James Coulter
Sigh.
Ever since I started reviewing Disney movies for my column, I knew it was only a matter of time before I had to review a live-action Disney remake. Lo and behold! On Disney Plus Day on Sept. 8, the live-action adaptation of Pinocchio premiered on Disney Plus.
There are two flavors of live-action Disney remakes. Some remakes try to do something actually unique and radically different with the original source material (Alice in Wonderland, Maleficent, Cruella). These movies are not usually good, by any means, but they at least attempt to do something new and original.
Then there are the remakes that simply retread the plot of the original animated movie, only in live-action and with a few minor changes and additions to sate the clickbait listicle writers who obsess over “plotholes” and “outdated, problematic elements” in the original films (Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Lion King, Lady and the Tramp).
As Pinocchio falls into the category of the latter rather than the former, what can I honestly say about it? Really. What can I say that hasn’t already been said about remakes like Aladdin or Lion King? These movies are universally and critically despised yet commercially successful enough that Disney keeps making them and will most likely continue making them until the heat death of the universe.
Have you seen the original animated Pinocchio? Then you’ve seen the live-action adaptation. The only difference is that the live-action remake is, well, filmed in live action with a few minor changes and additions to make it appear different and slightly more “woke.” That’s it! That’s all you need to know.
But I guess I have to write something, right? So rather than write a formal movie review, I’m instead going to list every single major and minor change the live-action adaptation makes:
1. Geppetto has a dead wife and he designs Pinocchio after his dead son. In a good movie, this character aspect would be developed. In this movie, it isn’t.
2. Geppetto’s cuckoo clocks feature various Disney characters including Donald Duck, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Dumbo, Woody from Toy Story, Young Simba and Rafiki from Lion King, and Roger Rabbit and Jessica from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. (You know, Disney, there’s hiding Easter eggs in the hopes that someone may stumble upon them, and then there’s taking an entire basket of Easter eggs and pelting people with them in the face shouting, “Get it? Do you get the reference yet?”)
3. The Blue Fairy appears to give Pinocchio life and make Jiminy his conscience. She never appears again in the movie.
4. Honest John and Gideon appear to tempt Pinocchio to join the puppet show. They never appear again in the movie.
5. Honest John suggests Pinocchio become an “influencer”, and he recommends that his stage name should be “Chris Pine.” (It’s funny because pop culture reference!)
6. Pinocchio smells poop. No. Seriously. There’s an entire scene where he falls next to horse manure, and he stops to look at it and smell it because he’s never seen feces before. (Somehow, Robert Zemeckis thought this was necessary.)
7. Initally, Pinocchio decides to go to school rather than the puppet show. But he changes his mind after he’s kicked out of school for being a puppet and not a real boy.
8. There’s a seagull character named Sofia. She takes Jiminy to Pinocchio as he’s being accosted by Honest John and Gideon. She later takes them to the sea where Geppetto has sailed away.
9. At Stromboli’s puppet show, there’s a ballerina puppet named Sabina who interacts with Pinocchio. She’s controlled by a black disabled girl named Fabina. Why is she black and disabled? To meet Disney’s diversity quota, obviously!
10. Okay. She exists to tell Pinocchio that she and the other puppeteers are going to take the money Stromboli stole from them and run away to start their own puppet troupe. (Ah, how cute! The “woke” company with an infamous history of union busting wants to preach about the virtues of workers’ rights.)
11. Later in the movie, Sabina informs Pinocchio that Stromboli has been arrested and placed in jail for stealing from his workers. (Forget the talking wooden puppets and animals. A greedy capitalist being arrested for wage theft proves this film is pure fantasy!)
12. Pinocchio learns that his nose grows when he lies, so he lies so that his nose can reach the key and Jiminy can free him. (Turns out lying is a good thing, actually.)
13. Pinocchio runs into the coachman on his own. The coachman sings about how the puppet should come to Pleasure Island with him because having a conscience is for losers.
14. There’s an extended sequence where Pinocchio and Lampwick ride a boat/roller coaster through Pleasure Island. Nobody smokes or drinks beers, of course. But they still smash stuff up. (Remember, kids: smoking and alcohol are bad, but property damage is a-ok!)
15. The coachman employs evil dark cloud creatures that look like the Heartless from Kingdom Hearts. This allegedly explains how he uses magic to transform the children into donkeys.
16. Monstro is a whale/squid/sea monster hybrid now.
17. Also, Pinocchio can kick his legs real fast like a speed boat propeller.
18. Remember how Geppetto gets sad because he thinks Pinocchio has died? In this film, the roles are reversed. What purpose does this serve? None, whatsoever.
19. Pinocchio never turns into a real boy. Yes, that’s actually the case. The wooden puppet who wanted to be a real boy, his sole motivation in the story, remains a puppet.
Overall, Pinocchio may have some gorgeous visuals (this is a movie directed by Robert Zemeckis, after all), and it may entertain children for a good hour or so, but like every other Disney live-action remake before it, this film has nothing new or original to offer.
If you love the original animated movie, watch it. If you want an original take on the Pinocchio story, watch Guillermo del Toro’s adaptation on Netflix later this year. Otherwise, there’s no reason to watch Disney’s latest live-action rehash.
Creepy Crawlies, Alive and Dead, Crawl to Repticon FIRExpo 2022
By James Coulter
A cluster of toadstools grows atop a moss-covered turtle shell. The turtle doesn’t mind. It’s dead. A wild animal clenches another turtle in its saber-toothed jaw. This turtle also doesn’t mind. It’s also dead.
These morbidly-inciting sculptures were crafted by the artist solely known as the Articulate Reptile. As a biologist, they learned about skeletal articulation in graduate school. They wanted to use their knowledge for more than medical purposes. They were inspired to create art.
The Articulate Reptile creates their sculptures using the bones, carcasses, and other parts of recently deceased animals, mostly reptiles like lizards and turtles, that passed from natural causes. For the past three years, they have been showcasing their artwork at Repticon FIRExpo in Lakeland.
“This [art] is popular art among this crowd,” they said.“Whatever passes in my head, be it fantasy or pop culture, [I make it]…There is just the oddness of [the] medium, it lends itself to creative inspiration, especially when you mix it with other things. Bones are interesting to people.”
Once more, Repticon FIRExpo allowed reptiles of all shapes and sizes to crawl, slither, and scamper to the RP Funding Center in Lakeland. From the tiniest frog or lizard to the largest turtle or iguana, reptiles and their reptile-lovers were able to congregate and share their mutual love for all things creepy and crawly.
Repticon hosts various reptile conventions and expos throughout the southern United States. They started Repticon FIRExpo in Lakeland to help draw the crowd conveniently located between Orlando and Tampa. This year’s event was nearly sold out, explained manager Mike Dean.
“Lakeland has a big pool, a big reptile community here, so it is a good place for a show,” he explained. “Our big goal is getting the reptile community to different areas, somewhere people do not travel as far, but our big goal is to educate the public about animals, seeing some new and exciting things that you do not get to see every day.”
More than simply allowing reptile lovers to congregate with one another to buy pets and pet supplies, Repticon FIRExpoprovides an opportunity for people to become educated about reptiles and reptile ownership.
“I think we had a great turnout this year,” Dean said. “[There was] a lot of great guests and vendors. We were sold out this time…It was a bigger show this year. Our biggest goal is education…seeing all the different dealers and sellers and breeders, working with their topic of animals, is quite fascinating, [especially] learning from these guys.”
Since the event’s inception, Family Reptiles has served as themain sponsor. This year’s event proved especially phenomenal, not only because of the massive comeback following the pandemic, but also because this time of year is hatching season for reptiles. As such, plenty of newly-hatched lizards, frogs, and other reptiles were able to make their appearances at the expo, explained owner Scott Wisenski.
“After coming off of COVID, we are seeing a decent amount of people that are coming in, Wisenski said. “A lot of returning customers are here. Right now, we are in the middle of hatchling season, and so everyone’s babies are hatching, and so (what) is exciting this year is all of the new babies.”
For more information about Repticon, visit their website at: https://repticon.com/
PSWCD Board Meeting September 20th, 2022 – 4:30pm 1702 Highway 17 S. Bartow FL, 33830 Conference Room This meeting is open to the public.
Call to order
Pledge of Allegiance Roll call
Approval of May 17th, 2022, Meeting Minutes
Chair Report- Daniel Lanier
Vice Chair Report- Joe Garrison
Secretary/Treasurer Report- Katie Smith
Public Relations Report
Old Business a. Request missing receipts from Brett Upthagrove for 2017/2018 purchases b. Budget c. Review Law (SB 1078) for Soil & Water Boards d. Audit Report e. Plaques for 2022 Florida Land and Homesite FFA Champions
Normally, Kairos Nutrition serves healthy food. However, last Friday night, they allowed customers to indulge with some wine during the Lake Wales WineDOWNtown event.
Kairos Nutrition served samples of their protein donuts and fruit smoothies, as well as allowing potential customers to peruse their downtown shop while sampling wine.
Hector Cedeno and his family have been running the nutrition store in Lake Wales for the past eight months. They used last Friday’s event to open their doors late and interact with many potential customers.
“It has been amazing,” Cedeno said. “A lot of people have come through every time we taste something. It is amazing. They cannot believe it is nutritional. We have several customers from the turnaround.”
Having their business reside in Lake Wales for nearly a year, Cedeno appreciated the extra attention his store received while participating in the wine event.
“It has been amazing to be part of the community and we love getting involved with everyone here and the small businesses.,” he said.
Kairos Nutrition was one of the many businesses in downtown Lake Wales that participated in the annual WineDOWNtown community event on Friday evening.
Hosted by Lake Wales Main Street, nearly 28 local eateries and businesses opened their doors to allow residents and visitors alike to come inside, take a sip of wine, and indulge on appetizers.
Participating businesses that evening included Southern Roots, Cocoa Cake Studio, and Mayer Jewelers.
Even despite the rainy start that evening, this year’s event experienced a tremendous turnout, with their tickets nearly sold out by the day of the event, said Karen Thompson, LWMS Executive Director.
“I think it is a good time for people to get into the stores, and find out what new stores we have in downtown and support the businesses,” Thompson said. “There is a lot of food and wine. It is a good evening.”
Antiques and Oddities was another new business that participated that evening. An extension of the Lake Wales Care Center, the antique store sells items that have been initially donated to the center.
Being able to participate in WineDOWNtown allowed them to acquaint themselves with many new and potential customers, explained co-owner Josh Childress
“It was a pretty good turnout and a consistent customer base,” he said. “We are glad to be a part of it. We had plenty of potential customers. It has been great.”
160 people were arrested by the Polk County Sheriff’s Office Vice Unit during a seven-day undercover human trafficking operation, “Fall Haul 2,” which began on Monday, August 29, 2022. PCSO was assisted in the effort by police departments from Winter Haven, Haines City, Lake Wales, Davenport, and Bartow, as well as the Office of the State Attorney 10th Judicial Circuit, State Attorney Brian Haas, members from the Florida Department of Children and Families (DCF), and social services organizations: One More Child, Heartland for Children, My Name My Voice, Selah Freedom, and the Children’s Home Society of Florida who provide on-site services to identified or potential trafficking victims.
Those who travelled to provide prostitution services were screened by detectives and the social services organizations to determine if they were being trafficked or exploited by others.
Two trafficking victims, and another five possible victims, were identified. All prostitutes taken into custody were offered services by the social services organizations at the operation. Follow up will be conducted with those who are suspected to be sex-trafficked or exploited.
“The online prostitution industry enables traffickers and allows for the continued victimization of those who are being trafficked. Our goal is to identify victims, offer them help, and arrest those who are fueling the exploitation of human beings (Johns) and those profiting from the exploitation of human beings. Prostitution is not a victimless crime – it results in exploitation, disease, dysfunction, drug and alcohol addiction, violence, and broken families.” – Grady Judd, Sheriff
Some interesting notes from the operation:
26 of those arrested told detectives that they are married.
Detectives charged those arrested with a total of 52 felonies and 216 misdemeanors.
Criminal histories of everyone arrested included 419 previous felonies and 619 previous misdemeanors. Some of the prior histories include charges for kidnapping, robbery, aggravated battery, and sex offenses.
15 of the arrested were from other states and one was from Puerto Rico (Georgia, Michigan, New York, California, Mississippi, Kentucky, North Carolina, and Arizona).
16 suspects live in Polk County.
12 suspects told detectives they receive government assistance.
Detectives seized cocaine, heroin, methamphetamine, MDMA (Ecstasy), and marijuana, from those arrested during the operation.
7 of the arrested are suspected of being in the country illegally.
The oldest person arrested is 64 years old, while the youngest is 19 years old.
Among the 160 arrests made, there were several which stood out.
41-year-old Cameron Burke of Ocoee arrived at the residence to have sex with a prostitute and was arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute (M2). Burke was currently released on a bond for lewd and lascivious battery on a 15-year-old student at Oak Ridge High School in Orange County. He was arrested in 2021 after the Orange County Sheriff’s Office learned Burke had been having sex with the high school student beginning in August 2020. At the time of his arrest he was employed as a computer technician for the school.
24-year-old Keith Nieves of Orlando was arrested for two counts of Soliciting a Prostitute (M1). He responded to an online escort advertisement and agreed to have unprotected sex with two undercover detectives. Nieves is employed as a correctional officer at Lake County Correctional Institution.
36-year-old Carlos Gonzalez of Davenport was arrested for two counts of Soliciting a Prostitute (M1). He responded to an online escort advertisement and agreed to have sex with two undercover detectives. Gonzalez is employed as a Math teacher at New Dimensions High School in Osceola County.
26-year-old John Layton of Gotha was arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute (M1). He responded to an online escort advertisement and agreed to pay $40 for a sex act. Layton is employed as a Physical Education teacher at West Orange High School in Orange County and was wearing a school track and field shirt when he arrived at the undisclosed location.
61-year-old John Glass of Verona, Kentucky was arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute (M1). He responded to an online escort advertisement and agreed to have unprotected sex with an undercover detective. Glass and his family were visiting at their vacation home in Kissimmee. He is the owner of Glass Family Pizza, part of the Domino’s Pizza franchise, in Kentucky.
57-year-old Guillermo Perez of Winter Garden was arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute (M2). He responded to an online escort advertisement and agreed to pay $80 for a quick visit to have sex with an undercover detective. Perez is employed as a bellhop at Disney’s Coronado Springs Resort.
26-year-old Samy Claude of Orlando was arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute (M1). He responded to an online escort advertisement and agreed to have sex with an undercover detective. When Claude arrived at the residence, he brought a bag of sour Skittles for the undercover detective. He is self-employed as a photographer and is often contracted by Disney.
35-year-old David Morton of Orlando was arrested for Offering to Engage in Lewdness (M2). An undercover detective replied to an online escort service advertisement posted by Morton. Morton agreed to meet the undercover detective for sex. When Morton arrived at the residence he was completely naked below the waist. Morton told detectives he was only there for a visit.
30-year-old Eriel Palmore of Orlando was arrested for Offering to Engage in Lewdness (M2). An undercover detective replied to an online escort service advertisement posted by Palmore. Palmore agreed to meet the undercover detective for sex. She was on probation at the time of her arrest for prostitution. She was arrested in March 2022 during PCSO Operation March Sadness II.
35-year-old Carlos Ventura of St. Cloud was arrested for Offering to Engage in Lewdness (M2), Possession of a Firearm by a Convicted Felon (F3), and Knowingly Driving with a Suspended License (M2). An undercover detective replied to an online escort service advertisement posted by Ventura. He agreed to meet and have sex with the undercover detective’s “wife.” When Ventura arrived at the residence, he had a loaded .40 caliber handgun in the waist of his pants. He is a convicted felon and was currently on probation for grand theft at the time of his arrest.
25-year-old Shanice Blake and 29-year-old Kervens Felix, both from Orlando, were arrested for child abuse and drug charges. An undercover detective responded to an online escort service advertisement posted by Blake and Felix. The two were offering to trade marijuana for sex. When the couple arrived at the residence, Felix remained in the car with a 2-year-old child, while Blake entered the residence and attempted to sell one pound of marijuana to the undercover detective for $1900. The Florida Department of Children and Families was notified.
Blake was charged with:
· Use of a 2-Way Device to Commit a Felony (F3)
· Negligent Child Abuse (F3)
· Possession of Marijuana with Intent to Sell (F3)
· Possession of Drug Paraphernalia (M1)
Felix was charged with:
· Use of a 2-Way Device to Commit a Felony (F3)
· Negligent Child Abuse (F3)
· Possession of Marijuana with Intent to Sell (F3)
· Possession of Marijuana over 20 Grams (F3)
· Possession of Drug Paraphernalia (M1)
Previously Released:
49-year-old Jason DiPrima of Kingston, Georgia was arrested for Soliciting a Prostitute (M1). DiPrima responded to an online escort advertisement and agreed to come to an undisclosed location to meet the detective. He initially agreed to pay the undercover detective $120 for a half hour of “full service” sex. When he arrived at the undisclosed location, he confirmed the arrangement by giving the undercover detective $180 and a multi-pack of White Claw Hard Seltzer. DiPrimia is the Deputy Chief of Administration for the Cartersville Police Department in Georgia (He has since resigned).
Bartow, Fla. (September 9, 2022) — Following a very dry summer, the rainy season has finally arrived in Central Florida. Areas of the county are extremely wet, which prompted the Southwest Florida Water Management District to release an Emergency Final Order in response to high rainfall and anticipated flooding in the North Winter Haven Chain of Lakes area.
Polk County is making sandbags available throughout the county at Roadway Maintenance Units today through Wednesday, September 14. Locations below will be open from 7 a.m. – 5:30 p.m. each day, including Sunday.
Sandbag site locations are:
Mulberry – 900 NE 5th St., Mulberry, (863) 519-4734
Lakeland – 8970 N. Campbell Road, Lakeland(863) 815-6701
Fort Meade – 1061 NE 9th St., Fort Meade (863) 285-6588
Frostproof – 350 County Road 630A, Frostproof (863) 635-7879
Dundee – 805 Dr. Martin Luther King St. SW, Dundee, (863) 421-3367
Poinciana Park – corner of Lake Hatchineha Road and Marigold Ave.
A maximum of 10 sandbags will be provided to each household to help prevent water intrusion into the home.
Residents living in flood prone areas are encouraged to sandbag their homes. To protect against water damage, follow these simple sandbagging techniques. At the area where water can enter a structure:
If not working on concrete, dig a small ditch just deep enough to go below ground level. The ditch should be back far enough from the entrance to allow room to place optional submersible (sump) pumps into the protected area. The edge of the visqueen should be placed in the ditch as a bottom layer.
Place the first row of sandbags in ditch, fold visqueen over the top of first row, place a second row of bags on top, fold visqueen back over, place a third row of bags on top, and so on. This creates an “S” pattern with the visqueen.
Depending on the size of the barrier, submersible (sump) pumps can be used. The barrier will not completely stop water from entering the protected area; however, with the by properly placing bags, visqueen and sump pumps, water, in most cases, can be removed quickly.
The annual PCSO Haunted Jail Tour is back by popular demand! For a $12 donation per tour (or $20 for two tours), you can scream to your heart’s delight on any of these four nights – Fri & Sat, Oct. 21 & 22, and Fri & Sat, Oct. 28 & 29. We will be up and running beginning at 6:30 p.m. and shutting it down at 10:00 p.m.
Kids under 10 years old can tour for just $5.00 each. We will have agency members on-hand to watch the little ones whose parents want to tour but maybe don’t want their children tagging along. We will also have a bounce house, a “dunk your deputy” dunk tank, and food trucks – fun for the entire family!
Proceeds benefit the United Way of Central Florida. Tickets are sold in person only. Cash and credit will be accepted.
BALMORAL, Scotland, Sept 8 (Reuters) – Queen Elizabeth, Britain’s longest-reigning monarch and the nation’s figurehead for seven decades, has died aged 96, Buckingham Palace said on Thursday.
“The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon,” Buckingham Palace said in a statement.
“The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.”
Her eldest son Charles, 73, automatically becomes king of the United Kingdom and the head of state of 14 other realms including Australia, Canada and New Zealand.
Her family had rushed to be by her side at her Scottish home, Balmoral Castle, after doctors expressed concern about her health. She had been suffering from what Buckingham Palace has called “episodic mobility problems” since the end of last year, forcing her to withdraw from nearly all her public engagements.
Queen Elizabeth II, who was also the world’s oldest and longest-serving head of state, came to the throne following the death of her father King George VI on Feb. 6, 1952, when she was just 25.
